What She REALLY Means....

FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up

FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed it means half an hour,BUT if you have been given 5 more minutes to wach the game before helping around the house..it MEANS 5..literally


NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "NOTHING" usually end in 'FINE'


GO AHEAD - This is a dare, dont do it!


LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and she wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you over NOTHING.

THATS OK - This is the most dangerous statement that a woman can make to a man. The word means..she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake!

THANKS - a woman is thanking you, do not question it for faint..just say thank you

WHATEVER -is a woman's way of saying F___ U!
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