Monday, July 04, 2005

Of Dogs and Men

dogs are good with kids.
dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
dogs do not read at the table.
dogs don't correct your stories.
dogs don't criticize your friends.
dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
dogs like your size.
dogs look at your eyes.
dogs mean it when they kiss you.
dogs miss you when you're gone.
dogs take care of their own needs.
dogs think you are a culinary genius.
dogs understand what "no" means.
Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
You can force a dog to take a bath.
You can train a dog.
You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside. ( I'm not so sure about this one. Petunia and Dakota don't seem to understand why Thumper the humper [neighbor's dog, who's name tells all] can't live with us)
*****

I hope all my American friends are having a great 4th of July holiday. As for you Canucks, I hope you all had a dandy Canada Day weekend!

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