Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Wednesday's Wisdom

Prison vs Work...

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
bit clearer.

IN PRISON. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle with

IN get three meals a day.
AT only get a break for one meal ... ... . and you pay
for it.

IN get time off for good behavior, with accolades.
AT get more work for good behavior, with grief.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT must carry around a stupid security card and open all
the doors for yourself.

IN can watch TV and play games.
AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN get your own toilet.
AT have to share with others who pee on the seat, and
throw tp all around the room, fancy and crazy like. (and some who leave crap
in the toilet)

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT can't even speak to your family or friends.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out and see people.
AT spend most of your time wanting to get away from people
and go to bars.

IN must deal with sadistic guards.
AT WORK.... they are called sadistic managers.


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