The Lighter Side

Recently two men were arrested here in Alabama for making jokes about lawyers. Of course they (they being the lawyers and judges) claim it was because the men were disturbing the peace. Fact is everyone was enjoying their good-natured bantering, with the exception of, yep you guessed it, the lawyers.
In their honor (the men who were arrested, NOT the lawyers) I thought I'd post a couple of good ones I heard recently. Hopefully no lawyers will read my blog and have me arrested. If they do, I know yall will bail me out, won't cha?

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
(canned laughter here....)***
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"