New Years Resolutions

Jen over at All About Jen has this great list in her entry for yesterday. I recogize many of my own special little quirks on this list, so I decided to share them with you. Those with one star are the ones that I shamelessly stole from Jen . The one's with two stars are the ones I am going to work on changing as part of my New Years Resolutions.
I loathe cooking, therefore any time I am forced to assemble a meal it will be done as loudly, profanely, and grudgingly as possible.*
I equally hate cleaning. I will do everything in my power to guilt you into doing as much of it as I can.
I hate carrying anything heavier than my purse. If I have something in my hands, I will attempt trick you into carrying it for me.*
I am not a good listener, although I might appear to be. Sure, I may be nodding and saying, “Mmm hmm” but really I am trying to think of a way to steer the conversation back to being about me.*
I complain. A lot. Be particularly cautious of me if I am hungry, hot, or tired. God have mercy on your soul if I am all three.*
I am not a moody person, except for certian times of the month. When I am, you'd be wise to steer clear. I can be lethal.
Some of my friends are cuter and thinner than I am. You are not allowed to notice this.*
I change my mind all the time and for no good reason.*
I believe in pouting to get my way.* Temper tantrums have been known to be employed as well.
There will be occasions when you breathe too loud for my liking. Ditto on chewing.*
I will hate your music.* Especially if we are in the car together.
I detest being late. I will be ready and waiting to go at least 30 minutes before you are. So get off your arse and get ready NOW.
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